This is a black shirt. There aren't any logos on it, no fancy colours, nothing really impressive at all. It doesn't add to any stats, it doesn't give you a new nano to cast - There is absolutely nothing remarkable about it at all but its name.

And its price.

See, while this shirt *does* nothing, it *is* very expensive, and that, my friend, is what makes it *special*. This shirt is a status symbol, you see - Something that only a rare few will ever have and know the pleasure of wearing. It is exclusive. It is chic. It is symbolic of just how much more awesome you are than everyone else. Just because you. Have. The Shirt.

Be elite. Be uber. Be uber... +2.