Thankfully, due to the invention of monopole nanobots, the days where one would have to attempt gluing a beard like this onto their face are long, long gone.

This is a replica of a special limited-edition item from the winter holiday celebrations of 29483

Thankfully, due to the invention of monopole nanobots, the days where one would have to attempt gluing a beard like this onto their face are long, long gone.

Christmas 29483