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This small pad contains a microscopic needle which pumps a substance into your body, altering the surface of your skin cells. The cells become smooth and slick to the touch, so that aodb_items hitting you at an unfavorable angle can be deflected. Generally the aodb_items will still hit you, but their angles become blunted and you suffer less damage. Possible side effects: Heavy sweating, bad breath, loss of hair, ugly rashes and more. All side effects will recede within two weeks after removing the pad.