virgin after 10 husbands
Still A Virgin After 10 Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,
I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled room.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative - all he did was keep
telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was
never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was........God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"