Godfather II is fatally punctured by your attack!

[kreep]

yay!
i like to see that foo smote...smited? smeet? *shrugs*

[JoHud]

Once apon a time there was a guy named Godfather II, and he logged on us almsot all the times. he said we were all gimpy and feared only the wulfette. he was a tard a***...The End =).

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[Shon Tsu]

He was 60ish when Belexus was about 60, Will Ohms was what 46? Excalibur X was still a lowish reroll (40ish maybe), William Ohms hadn't been rolled yet, and Shon Tsu, Topgunn (now Holymage) and Hollow Dan were just starting out.

Problem is, Mr Godfather II didn't have life, and he's a melee. Mr GF II would try to pk the little level 20's and sometimes he would, and sometimes he wouldn't. Then he'd get all brave (or stupid) and try to pk more than 1 level 20 at a time, this generally resulted in Mr GF II plogging through the heartland portal at AT (our LS at the time).

So Mr Godfather II came up with a plan. He also had a level 45 mage called Santos Mage. Santos Mage actually had life magic, but other than that was pretty damned gimp too. Santos Mage couldn't kill even 1 level 20 , and so the master plan was born. GF II would try to pk a lvl 20 regulator. That level 20 regulator would msg another lvl 20 regulator who would recall back to help out. Knowing this was now a lost cause if he stuck around GF II would plog through the heartland portal, or if he was really brave, open air log somewhere near AT. He would then log on Santos Mage, imp/vuln the level 20s, and either plog or open air log with Santos Mage (although he often died in this stage...), and then (yes seriously) log GF II back on and recall/run back to AT and try to take out the level 20's who were now vulned for him :lol:

The masterplan actually kept him in the game for a while, there were mixed results on both sides for a while, but gradually the level 20's grew up and became level 30's. Things became very dark and very grim for Mr Godfather II now. Santos Mage was dying a lot, GF II wasn't getting any kills, what was he to do? Why roll up a noob, swear him into tls, and sit him at the lifestone. Whenever you killed or forced one of his mains to plog, on his noob he'd hop (superman or somethng...) and trashtalk till you got bored and left. Not minor trashtalk. The kind of trashtalk that would earn him serious ban time if he used it in the days of "report abuse" turbine now has.

Eventually the Regs merged with CotH, and even though they reformed a bit later they never really made it back to Ancient Town. A number of us ex-regs have houses nearby AT still and whilst we don't make it to the tower ls (GF II's old ls between Spire Hills and AT) or AT often I always keep an eye out for him, but he's never there. I presume he's moved on.

Then one day he pops up near BSD and runs and runs trashing about how we're all going to die. Then 10 mins later he recalls back into BSD with some friends.

Godfather II is fatally punctured by your attack!

The end

[Noob Siabot]

I once ganked santos mage and then gfII back to back with noob :) was funny.

[Hollow Dan]

I wish the game would rollback a year. The most fun I have EVER had in AC was just starting out on DT.

Being a reg noob was harder then. No mansion, no buffbot, no high lvls (we were all relativly low ) By god that was crazy fun though! I can remember battleing GFII and his rerolls for hours at a time doing the portal dance. Me and Holymage once camped where he open air logged for 30 mins just to get a kill.

man o man was it worth it =)

[Noob Siabot]

you think GFII was fun? You would have LOVED Lazy Og lol. The rest of the Gen guys was pretty fun too.

[Faith in Heaven]

OMFG! Lazy

[vest biolation]

Then whaa *yawn* whaaaaaaat happened? Read me more!